you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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