I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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