In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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