he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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