'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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