took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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