For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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