its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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