Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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