I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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