Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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