It's Friday. Sex?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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