im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
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Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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