I'll bet she douches with gravy.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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