i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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