she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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