Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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