I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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