well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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