They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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