We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
as a side note pls kill me
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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