He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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