At least make sure they are 18
Why
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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