On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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