i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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