i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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