While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
then he tried to convert me to islam
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Alive.
So much puke
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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