the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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