Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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