try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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