Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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