i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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