just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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