I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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