I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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