Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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