just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
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She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
All the doctor said was why
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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