508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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