I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
This is classic penis vs brain.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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