Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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