What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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