I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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