you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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