Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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