I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Can I color on your dick again?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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