Three words: puerto rican gang bang
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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