Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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