She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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