I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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