I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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